Anna: I’m a real catch, you know? Only, like, one in 12 dykes are cute. Maybe one in 20.
Paul, on Adderall: So it makes you bitchy, hyper, and you don’t eat…do they SELL these at sororities?
Zach, on Odyssey of the Mind: We were a bunch of nerds in Iowa – how much trouble were we going to get in?
